We've seen the nightmare of the lies that you speak

There really is nothing much of good music this year - so far. Except Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz! album. SIGH. Disappointed. Although loads of new faces on the music scene but same ol same ol' music. Gahh.

Anyway. Sunday cousins came over and we,
PLAY GAMES! Haha. Very fun ones. Really - stop doing the eye roll now.
I think hanging out with them is interesting, especially the previously before the last meeting we did encounter super alot of siaolangkengs.

What happened was that we were finding seats at Starbucks. So I saw a lady got up with her bag and left. Thinking it was not occupied anymore, I made my way to the table and she suddenly appeared out of nowhere. At that point of time, I couldn't remember if she was the previous occupant of the table so I was like "is anyone seating here?"

And she gave me this creepy smile and say "You can seat here" pause. "If you like"
Weird answer. Though she smiled, her eyes said a different story - something the lines of "seat here and you're a goner ass!" So I backed away never leaving my eyes of her, unsettling. Okay so that was xlk1 (xiaolangkeng1).

My sis found a table at the corner, so we gathered around. The table was still uncleared, there were empty cups and trays. My sis had placed her Cleo magazine that she was carrying, on the table to find more chairs when xlk2 walked up.. And dumped HER tray on OUR table.

We were soo stunned and we stare at one another before cracking up. Who does that anyway??
So here we are laughing at her, and then she comes back. So we all thought she finally realised her embarrasing mistake and was about to take the tray off the table.. when her hand shot out, reached, past the tray (insert puzzled expression here) and grab my sis Cleo magazine!

I tell you, it's seriously whacked. So my sis gave her a stare "that's mine"
She walked back to her table, xlk2 that is and on her way back, she turned her head and saw that I was giving her the very incredulous look and ducked her head.
Gee. Did she think it's free magazine day in Starbucks or something. And it doesn't end here yet!

So the four of us finally grabbed a seat by the door, and then remember xlk1? We sat down and that's when we noticed her erratic behaviour. She cleans up for people, empty cups into bins and take the mugs to the counter. She sprays the bin with water to keep it clean and when she does this, she always takes her bag along with her, so naturally, people will sit on her table right? Then she has a special chair, it's covered by napkins. Everytime she cleans, she grabs a napkin from the counter. I think she must have grabed at least 20 napkins.

Free entertainment.

Written - unpassed.