Once there was a magician. He went abroad a ship and he performed magic for other people on board this ship as well. Now the captain of this ship has a parrot.

So everytime when the magician perform his magic, the parrot will always squawk from under the table from where it was hiding, revealing the magician's tricks.

So the magician hated that stupid parrot and he wanted to kill it for being a tattletale, but it was the captain's parrot after all.

One day there was lightning and it hit the ship. It sunk and the magician hung on for his dear life onto a piece of drifting wood.
Driting, drifting and he saw another piece of wood drifting by, and the parrot was on top of it.

He thought, now is a good chance to kill that darn bird. So as the two planks got closer, he started to reach out to grab that parrot. But the parrot cried out something and made the magician withdraw.

Can you guess what the parrot said?

Exasperated, it cried out "ALL RIGHT, all right! I give up! Where did you hide the ship?!"

HAHAHAAHA funny right!!!!
Gee. You guys have no sense of humour.

Yingmin was telling Huijun, Tanwei and me this joke and I thought it was funny. But what I guessed was that the parrot had say something like "Nyah nyah! You can't catch me" and fly away.

But Yingmin insisted that the parrot was drenched as well and couldn't fly. Besides, she said. That's how the story is lah! Oh weeellll then.