DO I LOOK LIKE THE SORT OF PERSON THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE FROM FACEBOOK THAT I HAVE NO IDEA EXISTED (except for Mafia Wars in the past)?? And one look at their friends just sent my eyes rolling. DO I LOOK LIKE I BELONG TO THE KIND OF THE GIRLS YOU ADD??? WITH BIG EYES AND LONG HAIR ANGLED AMATEURISHLY WITH THEIR STUPID POSES.

I'm insulted!

Anyway. With that said and done. Here's what I feel like writing to Starhub.

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to you in an attempt to ask you to cut off my neighbour's karaoke channel 888. Your advertisement for the channel did paid off and I strongly believe that my neighbour from whichever unit-I-don't-care did bought your package for $10.70 per month (see your advertisement do pay off, I remember the details).

You see, he has been practising in the afternoons. And most of the times on weekends. But next time, perhaps when people subscribe to channel 888, you can throw in a complimentry good, like I don't know, maybe offer soundproof glass at a special price? He's creating social unrest if it continues like that. Noise pollution too. Most hazardous. I used to love songs like Jason Mraz - I'm Yours. Yet, now I am tramautised as he had unknowingly (giving him benefit of the doubt) destroyed a very relaxing song.

Hope you take my suggestions into consideration and take action. Thank you.

From
Tramautised Neighbour


Yes, it is very bad add to the fact the flats clustered around my area create a good sound system and you have disaster. Speaking of songs. Landon Pigg has good slow, relaxing songs. Like the one's you will listen when you chill out at the cafe or take a long bus ride home.

Note: The 'letter' is intended for the bored blogger's self entertainment and its NOT to be taken seriously. Well, except for the part about the neighbour's really annoying off-key screeching.