Gahhh!!! Why is it always coming to taunt me? That stupid thing that starts with an L..



No it's not love dumbass. It's lizards.
Few nights ago, I was creeping into my mum's bedroom in the middle of the night to wash up and I didn't want to disturb them sleeping (and not to get a scolding at the same time). So, creep, creep, sneak, sneak, sneak - off my tippity toes and then when lights flooded into the bathroom, there's this stupid thingy thingy that slithered and crawled away fast and I was screaming and chanting "lizard! lizard! lizard!" like an idiot as I run back to my room and tell my half awake sister.

It took me 20 minutes to get back outside the bathroom, 10 mins to stare at the walls and dart my eyes around suspiciously. It's like said thingy is playing hide and seek with me and taunting me.

I thought it went away. But it didn't because yesterday I went to the bathroom late at night and the thingy came out as if to say "hey! I've been waiting so long, here you are!" It was exact shape and size and shade and I knewWWW it was that thingy again! I ran out again for the second time chanting "lizard! lizard! lizard!" gah. Talk about déjà-vu.

And they're so intelliegent, those thingy traps don't even work! you know the ones where food is in the middle actually the whole trap is super sticky to make the thingy stick onto when reaching for food.

Huh. It's like it knows that it's scaring me it knowsssssss.
Okay that sounds like what gollum would say. Ack! I'm still not cured?!